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Rianna this is a gift from me to you.

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Healthy Food Replacements

A great idea to cut down on calories next time the urge to snack arrives.

Pending: Part two

Not sure what a cacao nib is, but it looks delicious.

Okay gonna debunk all of these right now:

  1. Quinoa, more like qui-that-unlocks-your-bowels-noa.
  2. Mustard is what ketchup tells its kids about to scare them into being good condiments
  3. You can’t mix whisky with tea
  4. I’m kinda cool with replacing vegetables because fuck vegetables and your dentist
  5. Greek yogurt?  More like geek yogurt.  Hit the gym, do some weights, maybe kiss a girl.  Geez.
  6. What the shit is a crouton?
  7. First off they’re called crisps, watch BBC once in a while, secondly who wants to eat air?  If I wanted to eat air I’d breathe.
  8. Coconuts don’t even MAKE flour, they make milk and bad guys in Donkey Kong go away.
  9. Stevia?  Fucking STEVIA?  Dude I’d tell you about stevia but spoilers for anyone who hasn’t finished Breaking Bad yet.
  10. I was gonna write something about cacao nibs but instead I spent the last couple of minutes laughing at nibs.  Nibs.  Classic.

Boom nutrition.  Fuck the world.

White privilege much. Hell most WHITE people cant afford these hacks.

Admittedly you can replace mayo with mustard, if you don’t mind everything you eat tasting exactly like mustard, and if you are an ex-smoker, forget it! It usually takes YEARS after quitting for you to be able to enjoy anything that goddamn sour. Smoking does a real number on your taste buds, and sour flavors just take off.

Here’s a food hack for you, most of us can’t afford to eat Quinoa on a regular basis. It’s delicious and PRICEY! Rice has this amazing advantage of being cheap.

And also c’mon, GEEK yogurt.  I should write joke books.

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is just to love and be loved in return

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Leonardo DiCaprio dancing like a total dork at Coachella

Leo don’t give a fuck.

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F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful

for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…

I can never not reblog this.

i will always reblog this,

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"I don’t want to hurt you. I want to help you."

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Swanfire: A Modern Fairytale

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Your Harry Potter Experience in one word.

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My favorite part of you.. next to your penis ofcourse

My favorite part of you.. next to your penis ofcourse

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Woah…we have the same mic. I am not a unicorn though, so…


Woah…we have the same mic. I am not a unicorn though, so…

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